Gotta Love the VPC

From American Thinker;

The Violence Policy Center found that in the United States between May 2007 and April 2009, fifty-six deaths resulted from gun crimes committed by CCW permit-holders. According to the U.S. Office of Hazardous Materials Safety [i], from 1999 to 2003, the likelihood of being killed by lightning was one in 6,061,000, or 28 percent greater than the likelihood of being cut down by a licensed hand-gunner. During the same timeframe, people in America had a one-in-18,700 chance of death by poisoning. The restaurant that doesn’t nail you by taking your gun from your hand when you need it has a 400-times-better shot at killing you with over-the-hill thousand-island dressing.

I picture the news guy from Kentucky Fried Movie giving us a news flash.  And let’s not forget the 200ppl dying each year from horseback riding.  I know it’s a questionable link source, but hey, the VPC perfected this style, and made it legit.

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